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Trzebcz Szlachecki is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Kijewo Królewskie, within Chełmno County, Kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-central Poland. It lies 18 kilometres (11 mi) south of Chełmno, 23 km (14 mi) north-west of Toruń, and 35 km (22 mi) east of Bydgoszcz.
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