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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.","length":87}

{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}

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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

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